i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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