Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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