David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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