she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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