Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
No subtext here. People are naked.
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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