that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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