You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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