its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
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She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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