My hand turned me down
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
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I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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