I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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