Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Just puked most of my soul out..
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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