I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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