Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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