tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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