Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
