I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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