he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
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on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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