The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
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