ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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