Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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