what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
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You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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