please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I think i got beer on your cat.
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