I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
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Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
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ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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