RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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