I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
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I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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