What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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