We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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