That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
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all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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