it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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