The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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