you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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