I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Randomize