hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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