I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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