I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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