I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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