On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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