How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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