Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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