Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
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I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
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I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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