PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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