Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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