bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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