i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
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Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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