are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
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you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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