we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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