I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
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do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
This is classic penis vs brain.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
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My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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