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i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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