Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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