do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
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My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
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I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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