Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
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She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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