I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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