awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
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I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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