Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
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Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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